I have been drawing these for years but thought it was time you should see them.

"Use the computer" I thought

I tried, using crayons and such like but just made a mess of my computer, then I discovered the internet, web, bob, thingy

There’s a shop.

Really, there is.

It’s HERE

Latest news…

  • Shopping #2
    I know you REALLY want to spend all your hard earned cash on frivolities, and who wouldn’t! Well, here’s your chance, all you need to do is nip over to my shop on Etsy and you can spend to your… Read more: Shopping #2

Due to a clearly faulty brain there’s a rather eclectic mix of subject matter…

I make them out of skittles…… they’ve been filming them for weeks.
  • Go on then………. scare me
  • According to the Geneva Convention, if we surrender they can’t kill us
  • A COPSE you idiot! I said we should make a COPSE!
  • I’m not looking forward to this
  • For a dominant species it’s a bit quiet……. and bald
  • Carrot? Er… no, I don’t think so, I’m sure I would have noticed if it was a carrot….
  • I’m not sure about this, he claims it’s safe to go in because he recently turned vegan
  • This is strange, what the blazes has happened to the ambassador?
  • To be fair it was going surprisingly well until she initiated re-entry
  • What do mean “he wants to go vegan”?
  • Don’t look Mavis, they’ve been dessicated.
  • I’m not sure this is our sort of place
  • Blast! A paved area. That’s put paid to our bid to circumnavigate the world.
  • Good morning, I’m from your local support group
  • Every autumn? This happens every autumn?
  • Look at that smug faced evergreen
  • To be fair he shouldn’t have accused him of wearing a funny hat
  • I’m NOT bald! I’m a blade of grass you idiot!
  • No wonder you haven’t been able to answer my calls, you’ve grown through the fencing you idiot!
  • I don’t know if he’s going to make it, the sprinkler doesn’t turn on until six
  • For gods sake get back in the greenhouse! We’re not hardy plants!
  • Oh, My, God… A dandelion has moved in next door
  • After many years of searching Kevin finally found his roots
  • Oh cripes! That was my last one!
  • Of course the upside of the sprinkler getting stuck is that we know what happens if we get over watered…
  • The problem is that they aren’t actually evil, we just don’t want them in with us…
  • Also used. To be honest your’e going to be hard pushed to find one that isn’t pre-owned…
  • I don’t think you’re allowed to fit TV satallite dishes
Damn! There’s just no way out of here!

I have, of course, got an instagram account because I believe that might be a legal requirement these days.